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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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You find prostitution in most cities. A whore stands or sits behind the Ballymun · Ballyogan · Balrickard · Balrothery · Balscaddan · Bayside · Beaumont.

I stroll down the main street, Ballymun Road, and it’s buzzing. Kids are playing footy, and there’s this old fella selling fruit. I stop for a sec. “How’s it going, mate?” I ask. He grins, showing off his missing teeth. “Can’t complain, lad! Better than yesterday!” Classic Ballymun, right?

‘Sister Act’ The Musical comes to the Axis Theatre Ballymun