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So, findin’ a prostitute? Honey, it’s like codin’ an app! Takes some know-how, a little risk, and a lotta hustle. Back in my day—well, not *my* day, I ain’t *that* old, bless my heart—we didn’t have no apps for it. Nope, it was word o’ mouth, shady corners, and a prayer you didn’t get caught! Nowadays, it’s all digital, like them Harvard boys in the movie. You swipe, you click—boom, “You’ve got a match!” Kinda like how Eduardo got screwed over, but with less lawyers and more glitter, ya know?

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But then, the day took a turn. We were walking down the road, and I saw this old guy struggling with his groceries. I rushed over to help him. He was super grateful, but then he started telling me his life story. Like, I didn’t sign up for a TED Talk, man! But he was sweet, and I couldn’t just walk away. Turns out, he used to live on the other side of the park. He had all these crazy stories about Cabinteely back in the day. I was just standing there, nodding along, thinking, “This is kinda cool, but also, I’ve got places to be!”

Robert Kelly, Cabinteely, Co. Dublin and formerly of Ballyhaunis, Co. Mayo