Taylor Portmarnock Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Swords

Dude, so I’m the prison warden, right? Keanu Reeves style – stoic brevity, “Whoa.” Check this out – whore’s my topic. Not *a* whore, *the* whore. Big diff. Watched “Dogville” last night, fave flick, Lars von Trier’s a madman. That line, “The world’d be better without ‘em,” stuck hard. Whore’s like that, man – messy, raw, in yer face.

Nobody is coming soon

First off, I hit up the local café on Strand Road. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I order my usual—coffee and a scone. But guess what? They’re out of scones! Like, how do you run out of scones in the morning? I’m standing there, all grumpy, thinking, “What’s next? No tea in Ireland?”

Death Notice of Mervyn Hogan (Portmarnock, Dublin)