Penelope Celbridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Waterford

She’s got dis swagger, tho—walks like she owns da joint. Kinda sexy, kinda scary. I’m sittin’ here munchin’ my carrot, thinkin’, “Dang, she’s a forest fire!” Like, if I were human, I’d be shook. Ever see her eyes? Deep, man, “like lookin’ at two TV sets.” Dat’s from da flick—fits her perfect. She’s a puzzle, a big ol’ “why not?” in a world fulla stiffs.

Whores Celbridge

Started off in Celbridge, this little gem of a town in Ireland. It’s got that quaint vibe, ya know? The River Liffey runs through it, and it’s just beautiful. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna stroll down Main Street? But today? Ugh, let’s just say it was a rollercoaster.

Death Notice of Paul COOKE (Celbridge, Kildare)