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About Drogheda

Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

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Got a spare €m? If you do - and if you're looking for a new home - this beautiful Monkstown period home is well worth a look. The sage green pad, on the market for €1,,, is the Missing: prostitute.

Back at the office, it’s chaos. Phones ringing off the hook. I’m juggling calls like a circus clown. One guy’s yelling about his bill, another’s asking about service in Glenageary. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a walking map!” But I keep my cool. Kinda.

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