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So I’m stewin’, right? Angry as hell—why’s this gotta be so complicated? Back in the day, you’d hear stories—guys in Brooklyn, 70s, just stumblin’ into some dive bar, bam, there’s a dame with a cigarette, winkin’ at ya. Now? Now it’s all encrypted chats and “discreet encounters”—what am I, a spy? I’m not cut out for this! I’d trip over my own feet, spill coffee on her—oh, speakin’ of coffee, *White Material* vibes again. “The land’s dry, the beans are rottin’,” and here I am, dry as hell, rottin’ in my apartment, swipin’ through profiles like a schmuck.

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After that, I decided to stroll down to the park by the Eilabun River. It’s super chill there. Kids playin’, couples smoochin’, and me just tryin’ to soak it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this kid starts flyin’ a drone. I’m like, “Cool, man, but keep it away from my head!” I mean, I don’t need a drone crashin’ my vibe, ya know?

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