Claire Qiryat Tiv On Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Jerusalem

Man, she pisses me off sometimes, struttin’ around like she owns Springfield. But—hah!—she’s kinda cool too, got guts. Reminds me of that *Inception* scene, “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger, darling!” Makes me laugh, ‘cause she’s livin’ it—big dreams, shady moves. Once saw her dodge a cop like a freakin’ ninja—swear, my jaw dropped! I was all, “Aye, caramba, she’s slick!”

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First stop, the office on HaGolan. I’m sippin’ my coffee, tryin’ to wake up. Then boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Yossi. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe this!” Apparently, some guy on HaRoeh Street decided to dig a hole in his backyard. Not just any hole, but a massive one. Like, what’s he tryin’ to find? Treasure? A portal to Narnia? Who knows!

Beirut's tragedy may befall Israel as well