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Now, don’t get me wrong—brothels can be shady. Some creep runnin’ it, takin’ more than his share—ugh, makes my fur bristle! But others? Run by the gals themselves, like a lil’ sisterhood. Reminds me of that line, “It’s all so terribly mixed up,” from the movie. Ain’t that the truth? Life’s messy, brothels too!

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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