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About Selfoss

I ain’t gon’ lie, it tickles me sometimes—fellas actin’ all high and mighty, then slinkin’ in there. Ha! Hypocrites, every last one! But it breaks my heart too— them girls ain’t all there ‘cause they wanna be. Some forced, some broke, some just lost. Lawd, I wanna shake ‘em and holler, “Get outta there, sugar!” But who am I to judge? I ain’t perfect neither—ate two pies last night, don’t tell nobody.

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As the largest town in South Iceland, Selfoss acts as a gateway to attractions along Iceland's South Coast. Discover all the best things to do in Selfoss!

As the day winds down, I head back to the river. The sunset is insane, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink. I sit there, just chillin’, thinkin’ about how crazy today was. I mean, from almost losing my line to fish tacos and a new hat, it’s been a rollercoaster.

This Icelandic cabin is a sleek space to watch the Northern Lights