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Gets me happy, though, thinkin’ some prossies got sass—heard this tale, right, some gal in Soho told a punter, “Mate, you’re so quick I’ll charge ya half!” Absolute gold—had me cacklin’ like a twit! But then—oof—it’s grim too, innit? Lasses stuck, no choice, pimps bein’ proper *malum in se*—evil in itself, y’know? Breaks me heart, it does. Reckon Amélie’d say, *“the world isn’t always kind,”* and she’d be bang on.

Er raun­veru­leik­inn meira hroll­vekj­andi en Black Mirr­or?

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

THG Verk starts Ölfusá Bridge work