Savannah Isafjoerdur Whore ❤️

About Seltjarnarnes

Lemme tell ya a story—heard this from a buddy. Back in ‘89, some dude wrote a whole book—called her “the oldest profession.” Ain’t that a trip? Made me happy—whore’s got legacy, man! She’s outlasted us all—me, you, even Corn Pop! But—ugh—sometimes she’s too much. Loud lipstick, yellin’ at 2 a.m.—I’m like, “Cool it, sister!” Still—gotta respect the hustle.

Ísafjördur shore excursions

And, as you'll see, also an EXPERIENCE whore. I've BEEN AROUND (to all 7 continents including Antarctica, all 5 oceans, and U.N.

While I’m munchin’, I overhear some tourists talkin’ about the local legends. They’re all like, “Did you hear about the ghost in the old church?” I’m sittin’ there, roll in hand, thinkin’, “Ghosts? In Isafjoerdur? Nah, just sheep.”

Figure 2. South-east flank of the Eyrarfjall mountain above the town of...