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Back in the day, Japan had these Yoshiwara spots – pleasure districts, brothels on steroids. Geishas and courtesans runnin’ the show, but damn, locked in like prisoners. Sad as hell, but they made art outta it – poetry, dances, real *Only Lovers* vibes. “This is our city,” they’d say, ownin’ it despite the chains. Respect, ya know? Meanwhile, I’m over here thinkin’, “Brothel bouncer’d be my gig – raised eyebrow, tellin’ creeps to jabroni their asses outta here.”

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my gear, and head down to the riverbank on Þjóðvegur. The sun's barely up, and the water's glistening like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I catch the big one!” But first, coffee. Gotta fuel up, right? I swing by the local café, Kaffi Selfoss. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—black, strong, and a pastry that’s probably gonna ruin my diet. But who cares? Life’s too short!

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