Ada Forli Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time, client brings in whore – not a dog, not a cat, but a freakin’ horse! Named Whore, legit, no kiddin’. Big ol’ mare, gorgeous as hell, chestnut coat, shiny like a damn movie star. But stubburn – holy crap, pissed me off! Took 3 hours to check her teeth, bitin’ at me like I’m the bad guy. “Beauty is a weapon,” movie says – damn right, Whore’s charm was lethal!

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Lucrezia: Salve cittadini di Roma! (Hail citizens of Rome!) Behold a sight most splendid! Caterina Sforza, she-whore of Forlì—has at last been brought to heel!

So, I finally get to the river, right? It’s the Montone River, and it’s lookin’ good. I set up my rod, cast it out, and boom! First bite! I’m pumped, reelin’ it in, and guess what? It’s a shoe. A freakin’ shoe! Who loses a shoe in the river? I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost fall in. Like, c’mon, Forli, what’s next? A lost sock?

King Charles and Queen Camilla arrive at Forli Airport