Lydia Bruino Prostitute ❤️

About Milan

What gets me mad? The hypocrites, yeah? Politicians bangin on bout morality, then slippin a fiver to a tart round the back. Wankers. Happy tho, when I see a prossie outsmart the system - like Dory, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way,” she’s got her own code, her own map. Surprised me once, read this story - some gal in Amsterdam, 1800s, she’d sing opera to her clients! Opera! Imagine that, beltin out arias while - well, y’know. Cosmic wisdom there, turnin a trick into art.

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Then Monday we found out the baby in Brüno’s hot-tub sex scene was added digitally. Today, in a probable first in major-studio promotional stuntery, Sacha Baron Cohen made an in-character.

First off, I hit up Via Roma for my usual coffee fix. You know, the one at Bar Centrale? Best cappuccino in town, hands down. But guess what? They ran outta milk! Like, how do you run outta milk? It’s a coffee shop, not a desert! I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, Bruino! Get it together!

VCF Academy World Cup kicks off with a more international and inclusive tournament