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About Milan

Little-known fact: Amsterdam’s red-light district? Started as a sailor pitstop—horny dudes off boats, classic. Now it’s touristy, overblown—kinda like SpaceX hype, but with more fishnets. Surprised me how open it’s gotten—like, whoa, society’s mask is off! Makes me smirk, thinkin’ “We’re all just apes with credit cards.”

Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas

Dance, drink, dental cleaning, sit at outdoor bar n watch the tourists n natives. Botox, shop. Girly bars further in town one block east of main.

After that, we head to Piazza della Libertà. Beautiful spot, right? But it’s packed with tourists. I’m tryin’ to teach him how to parallel park, and all I can think is, “Why are there so many people here?” I mean, it’s a Tuesday! I’m sweating bullets, and Marco’s just giggling.

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