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So, I reckon it’s ancient, this stuff. Bloke told me once, Egypt—pharaohs got it, yeah? Little known fact, that! Slaves rubbin’ em down with lotus oil or summat. Blows me mind! “Sharon!” I’d holler, cos who’d’a thunk it? Makes me happy, thinkin’ o’ them old kings gettin’ frisky. But then, right, some dodgy parlors—grubby, manky places—piss me off! Ain’t no art there, just quick cash, ugh!

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Then, outta nowhere, my boss walks in. He’s all serious, talking about some big project. I’m like, “Dude, can we not? I just survived a goat chase story.” But he’s not having it. He’s all about the numbers, the projections, the risks. I’m sitting there, nodding, but my mind’s still on that goat.

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