Vanessa Ina Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Yokohama

I hate how they smirk, like they know somethin’. Makes my blood boil. Once knew this one, Candy—dumb name, right? She’d wink, say, “Cash upfront, big guy.” Big guy? Screw off. But damn, she was quick—hustled harder than me at a bacon cook-off. Kinda respect that, but still—hate it. Movie’s got this line, “It’s like I’m not here.” Whores prolly feel that, vanishin’ into the mess. Sad, maybe, but who cares? Not me.

Beginner Lessons

That's actually 2 words: putang (whore) + ina (mother) or your mother is a whore. Usually truncated to "tang ina". In Chavacano, that would be a bit different: Hijo De Puta.

But then, I realize I left my phone at the café! Panic mode activated. I sprint back, dodging puddles like I’m in an action movie. I get there, and thank goodness, my phone’s chillin’ on the table. I grab it, and the barista gives me this look like, “You really need to pay more attention.” Yeah, no kidding!

This Is the Only Knife That Ina Garten Will Use in the Kitchen