Cora Kitahama Whore ❤️❤️

About Tokyo

Lemme spill the tea—Whore’s this gladiator I saw once, back when I was tourin’ Rome—well, not *me*, but in my head, y’all! Little known fact: they called him Whore ‘cause he’d fight *anybody* for a coin. Didn’t matter who—man, beast, or a dang chariot wheel—he’d tussle with it. Folks said he bedded half the crowd too, but that’s just gossip, prolly. Made me madder’n a wet hen, though, ‘cause I thought, “Honey, pick a lane!”

Calm House Kitahama

After that near-death experience, I decide to chill at the Kitahama Park. It’s got this dope view of the bay. I plop down on a bench, and this old dude next to me starts talking about the good ol’ days. He’s like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy games.” I’m thinking, “Bro, you ever played Mario Kart?” But I just nod and smile.

Special train in Hokkaido offers chance to witness drift ice at sea