Addison Miyazaki Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Yokohama

Little known fact – they called it “Whore” ‘cause the queen card was the boss. Queen of spades, usually, ruinin’ everyone’s day. Some drunk French dude prolly lost his shirt to it and yelled, “That card’s a damn harlot!” – and it stuck. Hilarious, right? Makes me chuckle, picturin’ those idiots ragin’ over paper. But it pisses me off too – no one plays it now! All these modern games with microtransactions and glowin’ screens – gimme a break. Whore’s raw, real, like Viggo Mortensen breakin’ noses.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Japan: The Dark Side of Spirited Away (2001)

After all, the original island in Gulliver's Travels was named Laputa BECAUSE it means prostitute (actually, more vulgar than that).

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Tachibana-dori. You know, the one with the best onigiri? I grab a couple, and this old dude behind the counter starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You like Miyazaki?” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m here, ain’t I?” But I just nod and smile. He hands me a free drink. Score!

Hayao Miyazaki, the mastermind behind Studio Ghibli's magical animation