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About Nagoya

So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

At a glance

After that, I head back to the yard. The sun’s settin’, and it’s kinda beautiful. But then, I see Tanaka again. He’s still on my case. “You’re late!” I’m like, “Dude, I just saved a kid’s day!” He rolls his eyes. Classic Tanaka.

Oklahoma Baptist University's Dr. Keith A. Hess Named President of Evangelical Philosophical Society