Hannah Ozu Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Tokyo

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

Why this might not seem so easy

Setsuko Hara (#botd) with Kyoko Kagawa and Yasujiro Ozu on location in Onomichi for TOKYO STORY. #setsukohara #yasujiroozu #kyokokagawa #ozu #shochiku.

But then, the bartender, this dude with a crazy beard, starts mixing up some wild cocktails. He’s like, “You gotta try this!” I’m like, “Bring it on!” He hands me this neon green drink, and I’m like, “What is this, radioactive?” But I take a sip, and it’s surprisingly good.

Best yet to come, says Japan’s Ozu