Eliza Ryotsu Minato Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

(日本語) なぜ佐渡で金が採れるのか？

After that, I strolled over to the waterfront. The view of the bay? Stunning. I mean, Ryotsu-minato has this vibe that just hits different. The boats bobbing, the seagulls squawking—pure magic. I took a deep breath, and for a moment, everything felt right. But then, I saw a guy trying to fish. He was all tangled up in his line. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you’re not gonna catch anything like that!