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About Nagoya

Oh, and don’t get caught—cops’ll bust ya faster than you can say “Brokeback.” Me, I’d be like, “Officer, I’m just researchin’ a script!” Total lie, but I’d sell it. Stay safe, wrap it up—STDs ain’t a souvenir. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe, but this shit’s realer than my glasses. Findin’ a prostitute’s a rodeo—ride careful, cowboy!

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So, I’m walking, feeling all good, when I bump into this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking for the Sandacho Castle. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just up the hill!” But they’re all confused, staring at their maps like they’re ancient scrolls or something. I try to help, but they just keep asking about the best sushi spots. I’m like, “You’re in Sandacho! Just eat everything!”