Mia Ube Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, so I’m a vet, yeah, and I’m chattin’ ‘bout this geezer called Whore – nah, not that kinda whore, you muppet, I mean a horse, right! This massive beast, Whore, he’s me patient, and I’m proper buzzin’ to tell ya ‘bout him. Big ol’ stallion, black as night, got them muscles rippling like he’s ready to mash up the stables. Reminds me of that film, *The White Ribbon* – you know, me fave, that dark, twisted Haneke joint from 2009. That line, “It’s all so strict,” fits Whore perfect, ‘cos this lad’s got rules, man, he don’t mess about!

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So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, laughs and facepalms. Ube, you’re a trip, but I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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