Elizabeth Umi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, *Ten*—that lady drivin’, arguin’ with her kid, she says, “You’re a pain, always whining!” Sounds like me talkin’ to a cheapskate client, ha! Whores, they deal with whiners too, I bet. Makes me mad, though—folks lookin’ down on ‘em. Like, who’s perfect? Not me! I once shaved a guy’s ear off—accident, swear it! He was pissed, but I was happy—good story, right? Whores prolly got stories wilder than that. Surprised me once, readin’ bout this one in France, 1800s, she owned half the damn town! Hustled her way up—respect, y’know?

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Strange newes from Bartholomew-Fair, or, the wandring-whore discovered. Available From: UMI N Zeeb Rd., Ann Arbor, MI ; Copyright: Out of.

I finally get my act together and head to the Umi City Hall. Gotta meet a client. They’re deaf, obviously, and I’m pumped to help. But the meeting? Total chaos! The client’s late. I’m sitting there, looking at the clock, thinking, “Did they forget? Or are they just fashionably late?”

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