Emma Abashiri Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

– All Hokkaido, Japan Tourist Information

Found in the very east of rural Eastern Hokkaido, Abashiri is home to a number of lakes, views over the Okhotsk Sea, and museums about the fascinating Okhotsk culture as well as one of .

Later, I head over to the Abashiri Prison Museum. I know, I know, it sounds weird, but it’s actually cool. The history, the stories, it’s wild. I’m walkin’ through, and I can’t help but think about how different life was back then. Makes my sharpener problems seem tiny.

Abashiri Lake View