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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? In the middle of my number crunching? Everyone’s freaking out, running around like headless chickens. I’m just standing there, thinking, “This is how I die. In an accounting office.” But it turns out it was a false alarm. Phew!

Same woman dances her way through Osaka’s Bon odori events