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About Kyoto

So, I’m picturin’ this joint, smoky, sweaty, all shady-like. Girls struttin’ around, guys droolin’—kinda funny, kinda sad. “Death is the best invention!” one dude in the movie says—ha, maybe for some losers there, it’s like their soul’s dyin’ every visit! I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it. Ever hear ‘bout them old Wild West brothels? True story—some had secret tunnels for big shots to sneak in! Politicians, sheriffs, all creepin’—dumbasses thought no one’d notice!

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Services: Golden Shower (give), Dildo Play/Toys, Kamasutra, Swingersclub, Fingering, Kamasutra, Masturbation, Porn Star Experience, Sex between breasts.

After a wild chase, I finally catch him. He’s pantin’ and lookin’ like he just ran a marathon. I’m like, “What were you thinkin’? You can’t just run off to the Katori River and chill!” He’s all like, “I just wanted to see the city!” I mean, I get it, Katori-shi is beautiful, but c’mon, man!

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