Ava Shimoda Whore ❤️

About Tokyo

Little known bit - in medieval times, whores weren’t just sex peddlers, nah, they sold dodgy potions too, like OG influencers. Today’s Insta models? Same game, floggin’ diet teas. Makes me chuckle - history’s a loop, innit? Hawking’s cosmic take: we’re all orbitin’ this giant ad machine, no escape velocity. Pisses me off - we’re smarter than this! Or are we? Dunno, mate, dunno.

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After that, I decide to check out the Shimoda Aquarium. I’m a sucker for cute fish. I’m standing there, staring at these jellyfish, and I’m like, “Wow, they’re so graceful.” But then, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, really? At an aquarium? They’re fighting about who forgot to bring snacks. I’m just standing there, thinking, “Dude, you’re at an aquarium, not a snack bar!”

Jo Shimoda Sixth in Indianapolis East/West Showdown