Ellie Toride Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kyoto

But yeah, it ain’t all fun—gets dark, too. Long hours, sketchy dudes, no respect. Makes me wanna yell, “Leave ‘em alone!” Kinda like how I feel watchin’ *Melancholia*—sad but amazed. “We’re alone,” Kirsten says, and I bet whores feel that sometimes. Oof, deep thoughts, huh? Anyway, I’d totally hang with a whore—just chattin’, eatin’ mayo, askin’ if she’s seen my movie. Prolly not, tho—too busy bein’ badass! What ya think, pal? Whores are wild, right?

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But then, outta nowhere, this old dude starts yelling at me. “Hey! No fishing here!” I’m like, “Chill, grandpa! I’m just observing!” But he’s not having it. I’m trying to explain, but he’s waving his cane like a sword. I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m not here to steal your fish!”

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