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So, I’m wanderin’ the streets, alien eyes glowin’, peepin’ humans doin’ their thing. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t easy, fam! Not like the movies where they just pop up, all sassy n Ascot hats off to ‘em—Earth’s got layers, man, layers we don’t even get. Didja know, back in the day, like 1800s London, one in ten chicks was hustlin’? Wild, right? Makes me think—humans are weird as fuck. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause half these streets are dead—where’s the action at? Then I spot her—red heels, fishnets, lookin’ like she walked outta some retro porno. “We come in peace,” I beep, tryna not scare her off. She smirks, “You got cash, spaceman?”

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So, I hit the streets of Asan, feeling all pumped. First stop? The famous Asan Spavis. I mean, who doesn’t love a good spa day? But lemme tell ya, the line was longer than my to-do list. I’m standing there, just staring at the sign, “Wait time: 2 hours.” Ugh, seriously? I almost turned around and went home. But then I thought, “Nah, I need this.”

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