Emily Janub As Surrah Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Al Farwaniyah

I hit this sketchy alley—smells like piss and regret. This chick’s there, leather skirt, smokin a cig. I go, “Yo, you workin?” She’s all, “Depends, you payin?” Classic! I’m laughin—love the hustle. Reminds me of Scarlett’s line, “Do you think I’m pretty?”—same energy, testin me. I’m like, “Girl, you’re a cosmic trap, I’m caught!” She smirks, I’m HAPPY as hell—found my vibe.

On “muta marriage” marriage from a Sunni view:

Janub-as-Surrah is my base of operations and find-a-prostitute is revolutionary! Your smile makes me melt inside. Life is better with Cunnilingus (give) for.

But then, outta nowhere, this lady in the front row starts yelling. “That’s too much! You’re robbing us!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s an auction, not a charity!” But she’s relentless. I mean, c’mon, it’s Janub-as-Surrah! We’re all here to make a buck, right?