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Anyways, I’m leggin’ it round, dodgin’ coppers, cos I ain’t tryna get nicked, yeah? Found this one bird—proper fit, bruv, legs for days. I’m like, “You’re my coffee plantation,” straight outta *White Material*, cos she’s keepin’ me awake, innit! She laughs, says, “£50, love,” and I’m like, “Bargain, fam!” Happy days, bruv—thought I’d be skint after.

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After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the old castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I sit on a bench, tryin’ to dry off, and this old lady comes up. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like a fluffball. She starts talkin’ about how her dog’s the best sharpener in town. I’m like, “Lady, I’m the sharpener here!” But she’s not havin’ it. She goes on and on about her dog’s “skills.” I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “Sure, lady, whatever floats your boat.”

Keith Schellenberg, businessman and Olympic bobsleigher whose 20-year ownership of the Hebridean Isle of Eigg turned sour – obituary