Lydia Differdange Whore ❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it like Michael Scott, ya know, cringey optimism all the way, and I’m like, “Wow, this is deep!” Like in my fave movie, *A Separation*, where Simin says, “I’d rather he decide for himself,”—whore’s got that vibe, right? Total freedom, total mess! Makes me happy, like, “Yes, live your truth!” That’s what she said! Hah!

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But then, the real chaos hits. A group of tourists comes in, and they’re all like, “Where’s the best place to see the Differdange Castle?” I’m like, “Uh, it’s not a castle, it’s a ruin, but sure, let me pull out my map.” I whip out my phone, and I’m trying to show them on Google Maps, but my fingers are all sticky from the syrup. I’m fumbling like a total noob.

Is this the end of the Greens in Differdange?