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About Wiltz

So, findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic—streets buzzin with dodgy blokes, lights flickerin like they’re bout to die. I’m vibin, tho—love the chaos, makes me grin like a madman. Back in Soho once, heard this tale bout a prossie who’d only take payment in riddles—fuckin mental, right? Had to stump her with “What’s got 4 legs and 1 arm?” Answer’s a pitbull comin back from the park, hah! She laughed her arse off, gave me a discount. Little known shit like that—keeps ya sharp.

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First off, I hit the streets of Rue de l'Industrie. You know, the one that smells like fresh bread from that bakery? Yeah, that one. I was just minding my own business, grabbing a croissant, when I bumped into this dude. Like, literally bumped. I spilled my coffee all over my new kicks. Ugh! I was fuming. I mean, come on! Who walks around like a zombie?

Police: Burglaries reported in Limpertsberg and Schifflange