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Precious fishies, my friends! Whore’s a weird one, innit? Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the whorefsh – whoops, typo – whorfish, y’know, the fish! Proper name’s “whore’s egg” catfish. Gollum’s seen ‘em, slimy buggers, in muddy rivers. They’re ugly, like “12 Years a Slave” scars – “I will survive!” they scream, thrashin’ in muck. Me, an ichy-ichthy-whatsit, loves ‘em, yeah?

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a shoemaker in Pervomaisc is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already thinkin’ about the pile of shoes I gotta fix. I live on Komsomolskaya Street, which is like the heart of this place. You know, the kinda street where you can smell the fresh bread from the bakery and hear the old babushkas gossiping about the weather. Classic Pervomaisc vibes.

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