Penelope Felidhoo Whore ❤️

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Love how it’s sneaky, y’know? Like in *Brokeback Mountain* – “I wish I knew how to quit you” – that’s me with whore, man. Can’t stop playin’. Simple rules, but it hooks ya. Deal three cards, highest wins, ace is king – bam, “whore” gets screamed. Gets me hyped every time! Used to play it backstage, waitin’ for shoots, drivin’ the crew nuts. “Keanu, chill with the whore!” they’d yell. Nope, too fun.

Whores Felidhoo

But wait, there’s more! I’m mixing the batter, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash outside. I run out, and there’s a scooter on the ground. Some tourist just wiped out! I’m like, “Welcome to Felidhoo, buddy!” He’s okay, just a bit embarrassed. I help him up, and he’s like, “Is this the best island ever?” I’m like, “You bet! But watch out for the scooters!”

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