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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie—hah, what a riot! I’m Loki, trickster god, smug mischief all day, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ya know? So, picture this—I’m skulkin round some grimy alley, thinkin bout *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that flick’s my jam, all twisted and dark. “The pale man sits at the table,” right? That’s me, starin at the shady corners, huntin for a lass who’s up for a gig. Ain’t no fairy tale tho—this is real, raw, and fuckin wild.

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But then, I hear this loud noise. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy tricks. I stop to watch, and this guy is flipping and spinning like a pro. I’m clapping, totally into it. But then, he trips and falls. I’m like, “Oof, that’s gotta hurt.” But he gets up, laughs it off, and keeps going. Respect, man.

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