Makayla Assendelft Brothel ❤️

About The Hague

Alright, mate, listen up! Brothels, man, they’re wild, right? Been thinkin’ bout them lately—shady joints, full of secrets. Watched *Moolaadé* again last night, fave flick, ya know? That line, “Purification is a terrible thing,” hits hard. Makes me think—brothels ain’t pure, but they’re real. Real messy, real human. Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,”—I’d run one smooth, baby!

Prostitution in the Netherlands

But then, we hear this loud noise. Turns out, there’s a street fair happening! We rush over, and it’s lit! Games, food stalls, live music. I’m like a kid in a candy store. We try everything, from poffertjes to herring.

Meet a Colleague: Chrissy Van Assendelft