Mia Bilgaard Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Thinkin bout Carol and Therese, all secret glances—whores live that too. Hidin from cops, dodgin creeps, but still struttin. “We’re not ugly to each other,” Carol says—whores get that! They got community, y’all, tighter than my Spanx! Once knew this gal, Cherry—real name Mildred, ha!—she’d sass clients like, “Pay up or limp home!” Funniest shit ever, I died laughin.

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Mischa Bilgaard, 35, from Denmark Sunred Beach FC, since midfield Market value: * Mar 5, in.

After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”