Ella Emmer Compascuum Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

So, picture this, I’m out on the boat, Jersey shore stinkin’ up the breeze—fuckin’ love that smell, salt and diesel, gets me goin’. Lines out, sun’s beatin’ down, and bam! I hook somethin’ huge. Reelin’ it in, sweatin’ like a pig, thinkin’ I’m gonna be the king of the docks. Then—snap! Line breaks, gone, just like that. That’s whore, baby! Slipped right through my fingers, like Ofelia tryna grab that damn key from the toad’s gut. “This is useless!” I’m screamin’, pissed off, chuckin’ my rod down—fuckin’ fish made me look like a stunad.

Stichting Promotie Emmer Compas

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While I was waiting, I overheard this couple arguing. They were going at it, and I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. The guy was like, “You never listen!” and the girl shot back, “Well, you never smell the roses!” I chuckled. I mean, I get it. But come on, I’m the Nose here! I smell everything!

Arie Dijkstra (Oudwoude, NL) takes 1st NPO Sens and adds another win to his already impressive palmarès