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About Amsterdam

So, picture this—some gal (or dude, who cares) workin’ the streets, heels clickin’, skirt hiked up. I see ‘em through my Resnik lens—systems, patterns, data. They’re hustlin’ a gig like I hustle code. Respect, yo! But damn, society’s all “ew, dirty”—pisses me off. Like, who’re you to judge? “Talk to Her” vibes again—“silence is a relief”—whores prob feel that, dodgin’ the preachy bullshit.

Hit the trail

Explore the most popular forest trails near Enkhuizen with hand-curated trail maps and driving directions as well as detailed reviews and photos from hikers.

I decide to take a stroll along the Vissershaven. The view is stunning, but my mind is racing with economic theories. I’m like, “What’s the elasticity of demand for fish here?” Totally nerding out. But then, I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out, and this old lady walks by. She just shakes her head and mutters something in Dutch. I’m pretty sure it was not a compliment.

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