Olivia Enschede Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

She told me – get this – some lord paid her in gold teeth once! Straight up yanked em from his gob, plonked em in her hand – “a little souvenir,” he says, flashin’ a gummy grin. Cracked me up, that did! Couldn’t believe it – proper mental image, eh? Whores see the world sideways, mate – secrets, lies, all that jazz. Like in the flick – “nothing is as it seems,” yeah? Haneke knew it, I know it.

Is Enschede Safe for Solo Female Travelers?

Enschede is generally a safe city for solo female travelers even during night time. Like any place, it has safer and less safe areas, but overall, the locals are friendly and crime rates are .

But then, I step outside for a breather. And what do I see? A parade! Just casually rolling down the Langestraat. I’m like, “What the heck?!” Turns out, it’s some local festival. There are floats, music, and people dancing. I’m thinking, “This is Enschede, man! Always something happening!”

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