Emily Geldrop Whore ❤️

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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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So, I finally get to my workshop on the Hoofdstraat. I’m all set to start my day, but then BAM! The power goes out. Like, seriously? I’m standing there with my tools, and it’s pitch black. I’m cursing like a sailor. I mean, come on, Geldrop! You can’t just leave a Torcador in the dark!

Fire in Geldrop forest quickly under control