Elise Losser Whore ❤️

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Once heard this story—some drunk duke lost his castle playin’ *Whore* in 1600s. True? Maybe! Exaggeratin’? Sure, but it’s funny as hell! Imagine me, Homer, losin’ the house to Lenny over a queen of spades—D’oh! Marge’d kill me! I’d be all, “But babe, it’s art!” She’d just glare—yikes.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll through the park on de Kloosterstraat. It’s kinda nice, you know? Trees everywhere, and the smell of wet grass. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and splashes mud all over my jeans. I’m standing there, looking like a walking disaster. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!”

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