Jasmine Marsdijk Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

So, “whore” ain’t just some gal struttin’ her stuff—it’s a whole dang trade! Back in them old Soviet days, they had it tucked in them big ol’ books of jobs, probly right ‘tween “wheat thresher” and “widget maker.” Can ya imagine? Some fella in a gray suit, scribblin’ it down, all serious-like, “Yup, comrade, that’s a tariff category!” Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I mean, who’d’a thunk it’d be official? Little known fact—heard tell they even had quotas for it in some towns! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me so much I near spit out my gum!

Hoeren Marsdijk

So, the day wraps up, and I’m biking home, feeling a mix of emotions. Marsdijk is wild, man. One minute you’re mad, the next you’re laughing. I love this place. It’s quirky, just like me.

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