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Alright, happy little trees, listen up! So, findin’ a prostitute—man, it’s wild out there. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Yi Yi,” my fave flick, ya know? That slow, gentle vibe Edward Yang throws at ya—“The world keeps turning, quietly.” And I’m like, damn, even hookers got their quiet moments, right? Picture this: me, Bob Ross, strollin’ down some sketchy street, lookin’ for a “lady of the night.” Not judgin’, just curious—happy little trees don’t judge!

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Next, I head to the beach. Oh man, the beach! It’s like a postcard. The waves are crashing, kids are building sandcastles, and I’m just vibing. But then, I see this seagull swoop down and steal a kid’s fries. Like, what a savage! The kid starts crying, and I’m just standing there, laughing. I know, I’m terrible. But c’mon, it was hilarious!

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