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I got this one time, right, in some back-alley joint—thought I’d treat meself after a scrap. This bird’s hands were magic, I’m tellin’ ya, like she’s tryna seduce me spine! Then she whispers, “Relax, big man,” and I’m like, “Fuck me, I’m in Brooklyn heaven!”—y’know, that line, “I’d forgotten what this town looks like”? Pure bliss, mate. But then—THEN—some prat next door starts bangin’ on about football, and I’m ragin’—ruined it! Wanted to yell, “Shut yer gob, you muppet!” Coulda throttled him, swear down.

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After that, I needed a break. So, I head to the Oudewater Museum. It’s small but packed with history. I’m reading about the witch trials. Can you believe it? They actually weighed women to see if they were witches! Like, what? “Hey, let’s dunk her in water and see if she floats!” Ridiculous! I’m shaking my head, thinking about how crazy people can be.

Netherlands monument for witches