Ella Roden Find A Prostitute ❤️

About The Hague

So, Find a Prostitute—sounds like a hookup app, right? Ha! Fooled ya! It’s a codename I nicked for this shady financial gig I stumbled on—some underground escort-service-turned-money-laundry scheme. Little known fact: back in the 80s, pimps in Soho used to stash cash in biscuit tins—true story! Swear down, I read it in some dusty archive. Made me chuckle—imagine that, a pimp with a Hobnob obsession! Anyway, this modern version’s got crypto, offshore accounts, the lot—proper *Carol* vibes, all “What use is money if you’re trapped?”

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HOOKER Martin Roden, a man of many parts, is Oldham RL coach Tony Benson's new number two. The former Wigan and Leigh forward.

We finally get our coffee, and it’s amazing! Like, I’m talking life-changing. I’m sipping it, and suddenly, I’m on cloud nine. But then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! Just like that. The whole place goes dark. People are freaking out, and I’m just sitting there, laughing. “Guess we’re going old school!” I shout. Everyone’s looking at me like I’m nuts, but whatever. I’m just trying to keep the vibe alive.

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