Madison Roden Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite movie tie-in? Picture this: Celine’s all poetic, like, "I guess when you’re young, you just believe there’s one person out there," but whores? Nah, they’re like, "Fuck that, I’m bangin’ EVERYONE!" Total power move! Makes me happy as hell—flip the script, own it! But yo, surprises me how much hate they get—society’s all, "Ooh, dirty whore," and I’m like, "Bitch, she’s a legend!" Eric Andre energy, baby—smashin’ tables over it!

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“Call her a whore one more time,” Tristan continued, “and what I did to my father will look like a child's play compared to what I'll do to you.” Like.

Then, I decide to stroll down de Hoofdstraat. It’s a nice street, full of shops and cafes. I’m just vibing, listening to some tunes, when I see this dude trying to parallel park. I mean, come on! He’s going back and forth like he’s in a dance-off. I’m standing there, laughing my ass off. Finally, he nails it, but not before he almost takes out a bike parked on the side. Classic Roden moment, right?

Alan Roden's first career home run